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Entry tags:	failure to not be a failure, ginny project, satire, sweeney and lovett

I Am Ginny (and so can you!)
Do you brush your hair in the morning? Do you shampoo? Do you think about naked people? Do you have hair, skin, a nose?

If you answered ‘yes’ to any of these questions, you might be infected by Ginnititivitus. More commonly known as ‘Get Off Me, You Fucking ArSe’, or ‘GOMYFAS’ (pronounced go/my/face). This can easily be diagnosed with a pill that I will send to you by mail, but only if you take this quiz and tell me how many Go My Face points you get. Then I’ll know how strong the pills need to be, I guess.


Official Go My Face Test of America:
If you brush your hair in the morning, give yourself 4 points.

Give yourself 1 point for every time you shampoo (which can be more than one per shower, of course) in a week.

Give yourself 1 point for every person you have picture naked in the last month. Approximately, I mean – duh. (Maximum ten points.)

If you have hair, add yourself a third of a point.

If you have skin, another third.

If you have a nose, thirdly, a third third.

Award yourself one point per type of makeup you put on your face in the morning (blush, foundation, etc).

If you have ever killed Hagrid, another 40 points will be necessary.

If you ever imagined killing Hagrid (but have never actually done it), 10 points.

If you enjoyed that part of Deathly Hallows where Matt Writer heroically kills Hagrid, give yourself— Oh. That was— Er… Shit.

If you like eating lollipops dipped in maple syrup, that’s another 5.

If you are a Canadian, another 5, because chances are that you do the latter every day and are lying if you say you don’t.

If you are a Brit, give yourself +26, because that means you have probably stumbled upon the Ginny herself at least once, and her germs might have got on you.

If you are an American, take away four, but only if you say ‘y’all’ on a day-to-day basis.

Other nationality? Ask in the comments and I’ll tell you the points you get! (Like, My total is +3, and I’m Chinese – and I’ll be like, OMG! You are now at -32 because Ginny-infected people don’t know where China is and you, I hope, do. Or whatever.)

If you have red hair (on top of having hair at all!), two more points.

If you have ever died your hair red, six points.

If you have done so with blood, 73 points.

If you think dried blood is still red, even though seeing some often enough, that’s 95 points.

If you have only one boy/girlfriend, or are single, deduce 6 from your total total.

Then, add yourself one point for every boy/girlfriend you have.

And another five if they collect teeth, or there are some in a 100-metre radius around them.

If you have ever lost two important people in a day, add yourself 13 points.

If one of those two people was world-famous, that’s another 6.

And if the other one was lost at a fancy restaurant, 3 points.

If you eat owls, or volatiles of any kind, 20 points are accorded to you.

If you told yourself, ‘Bah, chickens don’t count,’ add yourself another 7. (That’s counting the first twenty.) Because it shows you enjoy bending the rules and whatnot.

If you prefer the swear ‘dragon-shit’ over the totally overused ‘shit’, 7 points.

If you currently feel like backspacing your way out of this quiz, add yourself ten points.

If you thought the epilogue to Deathly Hallows was okay, take away five points.

If you though it was good, take away another five points.

If you thought it was great, that’s another five.

And if you thought it was the best chapter ever printed, you clearly don’t have Go My Face syndrome, so, unless you are in the negatives, take away all the points that have been awarded to you thus far.

If you like the word ‘thus’, take away 2 points.

If you have friends of your own, and don’t share them with your brother, take away 3 points from your grand total.

If you don’t have any friends that aren’t your brother’s, though, give yourself ten, and a good slap in the face.

If you are taking this quiz and thinking about killing people, give yourself fourteen points. (Hopefully you aren’t.)

If you are taking this quiz and thinking about unfriending me, take away a hundred gazillion of your points. No, of course this is not a bribe.

If you actually find this quiz funny, generously award yourself a -9.

If you find this quiz too long, give yourself +3.

If you have never cared about the courses you have to choose between for school, that’s another 7 coming your way.

And, finally, if you ask your friends (or brother’s friends, whichever floats your boat [did I just say ‘floats your boat’?], I guess) to call you ‘Ginny’, even though that’s not your name, that’s 50 thousand points, and an award for StUpidest Person EvaR. (SUPER, pronounced ‘supper’.)

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So! If your total is now in the negatives, you are very not Ginny, and may, therefore, enjoy the Ginny Project, but not relate to it much.

If you are in the group of 0-40, you are mildly nutso.

If you are in the group or 40-60,000, go see a councillor/doctor.

If you have a hundred thousand or more, you haven’t calculated properly.

If you are around -100 gazillion, chances are you are either a toad or a sheep, and I will unfriend you too, okay?!

That said, I have personally gotten 32 points; Mrs Lovett has 71.