Do you brush your hair in the morning? Do you shampoo? Do you think about naked people? Do you have hair, skin, a nose?

If you answered ‘yes’ to any of these questions, you might be infected by Ginnititivitus. More commonly known as ‘Get Off Me, You Fucking ArSe’, or ‘GOMYFAS’ (pronounced go/my/face). This can easily be diagnosed with a pill that I will send to you by mail, but only if you take this quiz and tell me how many Go My Face points you get. Then I’ll know how strong the pills need to be, I guess.

( You might want to have a calculator at the ready. )